sexual orientation: powerful female antagonists
can’t decide if i want to masturbate, eat a whole pizza, or kill myself
- Who’s dying for a new episode of Victorious? Raise your hand!
the 16 year old boy types “www.facebook.com” into his school’s public computer, only to find that his other male friend is already logged in. he smiles smugly to himself and types “i’m gay lol i like boys in my butt” as a facebook status. the boy laughs maniacally to himself. it is the single greatest facebook hack ever accomplished by any other human. he is god among his friends and the entire classroom erupts in laughter as he jumps on a cloud and ascends into the sky
so my spell check is apparently a sassy black woman
you promised these kids krabby the clown
but all i saw was
cheapy the cheapskate
we really need to talk about your url
I don’t find myself unattractive, but I also don’t find myself attractive. I feel like I’m just sort of here, not something that really grabs anyone’s attention. Sort of like a chair. Or maybe a lamp.
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